Jun 8, 2005
Corporate Hell
Question? Why is it when married men travel for business they always act like they are back in college on a road trip to New Orleans? If I see another middle age married man with two kids at home down 6 beers before dinner, then try to pick up the waitress, and then embarrass themselves by telling us stories about how they flirted with the front desk clerk at the Hampton Inn in Oklahoma City last week I’m going to throw up. And just because I’m single, that doesn’t mean that I’m an alcoholic and know where all the loose strippers dance. It also doesn’t mean that I’m desperate and need your help in meeting a girl. Jesus, you are definitely not my wing man so stop buying the 42 year old chain smoking red head at the end of the bar drinks. Karaoke? Hell no. Yeah I know marriage sucks and the kids are a pain and I should always stay single, but please stop begging and bitching that I stay out and have one last “nightcap”. It’s pathetic. On the bright side, I don't think I've paid for a single drink since these married boobs get too drunk and start picking up tabs left and right.
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This is one of the funniest posts I've seen. Classic.
What a great post. I had no idea what you were talking about when you said "I slammed married men" on the phone.
I agree with almost everything you say - but please realize we are not all like this.
Most married men who I travel with take the business trip to catch up on sleep. A few nights away fromthe wife and kids... I can go to bed at 9 and wake up at 7... oh, that's pure heaven.
(But that's not me. I use it to catch up on gambling - if there is a casino nearby, I'm gone!)
Wow, that's great. Right on and all the married men I hang with are like that. They go too far. It's like they have been out of the game so long, they make their moves based on garbage you see on tv. They are trying to catch up in one weekend what they have been missing the last 10 years. Good show old man.
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