Jun 30, 2005
Corporate Life Part III
Never trust a guy who doesn't carry his own briefcase. It baffles my mind everytime I see a guy pulling his laptop bag behind him. I just want to go up to him and comment on how much of a pussy he is for not being strong enough to carry a 10 pound bag. This will now become part of my interview process for all new hires.
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Right on bro. Or how about the dudes that drive g35 Infinit's because they think they are cool?
Or eat $100 worth of sushi in 20 minutes just because they can? Just kidding bro.
Seriously, I saw a guy here send his beer back because his glass wasnt "frosted" C'mon it was $2 buck Yeungling nite. The waitress NEVER came back. He had a hissy-it was great!! F-in Bean head.
PS-I now wish to be known as "the Sam" or"the slammer". I wanna be more like"the gooch" I like his style.
Nice of you to comment now, but I remember when I picked up the tab (both times), I didn't hear a peep out of you.
I remember there being an offer made and acceptance was given. You should see my CC bills from that three week west coast company sponsered golf fest. I think it was 2k for the 3 weeks.
For the record, my car is an 94 Olds Cutlass so I have NO GAME.
That was a food orgy, the very best I've ever had. Thanks dude!!
Come here and we can eat pierogies 'til we puke!
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