Apr 20, 2014

Vegas 2014 Diary - Part 3

Friday, March 14

Before we get into more of the play-by-play details of the day, I do want to talk about one theme that was present during the trip this year. Usually, when Layup and I room together, the TV is set to ESPN for the entire 5 days - and it doesn't move. We watch repeats of SportsCenter over and over until falling asleep, and the day sometimes begins with Stephen A yelling at us.

But not this year. Every once in a while, a significant news event occurs during the Vegas trip. In 2003, everyone in this group can remember the War in Iraq starting the Wednesday before tipoff of the first round games. That led to many profanities against Dan Rather and CBS whenever they broke into coverage of the tournament.

This year, the MH370 tragedy/search/farce was omnipresent. We had the TV glued to CNN most of the time in the room for any new information on where this plane actually went. Recall that it disappeared the morning of March 8. At this point, it is now March 14 - and this was about the time where the Malaysian authorites were absolutely clueless on which "zone" in the ocean to search. And it was sometime during this trip where it was announced that the plane was still sending signals to a satellite 7 hours after takeoff.

It was horrifying and fascinating at the same time. I know this sounds crazy, but at this time - the most logical answer to "What happened to the plane?" was that it was hijacked and in Northern Afghanistan somewhere. I couldn't get enough of the rumor mongering on CNN, the "unofficial" MH370 24/7 news channel.

Anyway, this Friday was Southern Highlands day - the annual tradition of golfing at the premier course in Vegas that is always a treat. There wasn't much sleep for me again the night before, and the wake up call came around 7:30. Time for the morning Baccarat with Ana!

And this time, Ana treated me well. I was there for about an hour - and I do remember a banker run of about 7 or 8. I kept partial pressing on each win, and Ana would get concerned for me  - "don't get crazy!".  Ana, you want crazy? Let me introduce you to my friend Wiz.

After that session, there was only time for a shower - no breakfast! - and off to the car to play Southern Highland. We got there - and the lack of sleep, food and the Absinthe all were conspiring against me. My head pounded, and I was in no mood for any physical activity. The friendly locker room attendant - the same guy that was been there each year - offered Motrin...I took 4.

Golf was ......well, not good for the first 4-5 holes or so. Then I started to hit fairways with the no-tee approach, and some putts were dropping. The entire foursome started playing well on the 7th, with Mike hitting the flag on the approach; on 9, I hit a drive, bunt 3 wood to 135, and then a thin 9 iron that rolled up to 2 feet.

On to 10 - where I was right of the green in 2, and got up and down. On 11, the turkey burger I had didn't kick in yet, and I held my hands out on the tee box - and they were visibly shaking. Wiz said: "you too, huh?" and his were wobbly as well. The drinking and lack of sleep had caught up to all of us.

11 - a miracle chip from the right of the green to 6 feet, but I missed the putt. (I still regret that). 12 - par. 13 - routine par. 14 - bunker in 2, blast to 15 feet - made it. 15 - the hole I hate - driver, hybrid just over the green; bad chip to 20 feet but I canned the putt. 16 - 70 feet away in 2, and a nice 2 putt. 17 - the 190 par 3 - hybrid to 15 feet, par. On 18 I hit a good drive, but aimed at the creek in the center of the fairway, and found it. A double for a 39. Best nine in Vegas in a LOOOOONG time.
(Sorry for boring you with that, but it is memorable, and I had to put it down in here for reflection...)

After the snacks/pear vodka in the locker room after the round, there was no time for gambling since we had a 6:00 dinner reservation at Lavo - another tradition. We met in the lobby at 5:45 - everyone was there except for Leland. Where is he? Well, no one was exactly sure. The stories came in:
- his phone is ruined as some naked strippers at Bare threw him into the pool;
- he started drinking at 9:00 am and had already passed out for the day;
Leland was ofifically listed as "questionable" for the dinner at 5:45.

Dinner was awesome, as usual. Layup and Ira started to pound fireball shots and beer chasers; that got up to about 4 per person when the entrée came. Leland was downgraded to "doubtful" at 6:15, as we all realized there's no way for us to contact him (and vice versa) with the phone being ruined.

The conversation at the dinner table revolved around naming teams in obscure NCAA conferences. We started with the MEAC - Ira and I challenged each other in a "countdown" style. Keep naming one until you couldn't. We got to the 13th team (I took a mulligan with one accidental repeat) and couldn't name the last one - Howard. Argh!
We did it again with the SWAC - and I won that one.
Last came the mascot game - name the mascots of various NCAA college. This is where my absence from the US for 4 years really showed. I was very rusty on this - and it's clear that Ira was a specialist in the small East Coast colleges. I got him on some of the Midwestern colleges - IUPUI , anyone? - but there were several teams he named that I knew 5 years ago but simply forgot.

After the fried Oreos - I had 4, thank you - We headed back to the Mirage for the night - it was only 8:00 pm. As you can guess, Leland did not show for dinner. First stop back at the Mirage was the craps table - an open one! Three of us went on one end - I think it was Ira, Mike and I - and the other three - Wiz, Layup and Don - were on the other end. Time for Team Craps! Which team would make more points in one round around the table?

Don was not present to begin - so Layup started for the other team. 2 points made. Wiz - Zero. So it was our turn - and Mike saved the day with 2 points to my 0 and Ira's blank.
We kept waiting for Don to complete the roll for the other team - but he was nowhere to be found. Mike informed us that "dinner was not sitting well with him". Mike was going to use the public restrooms on the casino floor for the rest of the night.  Wiz pinch hit, sevened out quickly, and the game was suspended at 2-2.

Then we ran over to the baccarat room. Most of us sat down - can't remember the exact people at this table - and started playing. Most of the others were jumping around - going from banker to player and back haphazardly. I seemed to always be opposite Mike - betting the other way against him - and I could catch no cards. Mike seemed to be on fire against me - a Tiger Woods at the table. I couldn't beat him! And if we did end up on the same side, it was nothing spectacular - some wins, some losses. I lost all the profit from the session with Ana from the morning.

And this is where the trip turned. We all got up, I'm just wandering around the baccarat room, when Mike says "Are you going to cash in?" I usually go to the main cage to change my chips into cash - in fact, I always go there - but Mike suggested we do it there, in the baccarat room. There is a desk in the back where you can go cash in. So I went against my normal routine and cashed in there....and then went to the Salon with Layup and Wiz......

The blackjack session was awful. Nothing went right. Carnage everywhere with the 3 of us. It go so bad that I had 2-2 vs a 7.......and, in a desperate attempt to shake things up, I decided to split.

First card received - an 8. Oh boy, here we go. Now I'm doubling (at least I have 10). I got a 5. Nice.

Next 2 - I receive another 2. I don't believe it. OK, we'll split that too and flush more money down the drain. One of the 2's busted, and for the second 2 - a 7, for a 9 total. Fine, we will double.

I ended up playing 5 units on that hand - and went 0-3-2. So much for shaking things up at the table......the losses kept mounting until I finally had enough and picked up.

It was about 1 am or so, and I should have gone to bed, but.....well,,, the baccarat table started calling again. Layup and I sat down for one more session -and it was quickly clear that we should not have. More losses as I searched in vain for Mike. "Where is he? He's unbeatable! He needs to tell he how to bet......" . At 3 am, we called it a night, and Layup and I went back upstairs where I fell asleep for about 45 minutes......


 

Apr 6, 2014

2014 Vegas Diary - Part 2

Thursday, March 13

There is always one day of the trip that is the most memorable one, where the group picks this day as the day most representative of that years' trip. Most of the "signature" days come on a Friday or Saturday, such as the Golden Nugget day of 2007, the cabana day of 2008, the downtown day of 2012, etc. For whatever reason, Thursday turned out to be the signature day of the 2014 trip.

Up and at them around 8, 8:30 - and the first order of business was to obtain the annual gift to the group - the $10 Money Line bet on America's favorite hockey team! That was done around 9 as the early NCAA games started to tip off. Saw Todd and Ben with Ira in the book as they were watching the games; Todd proceeded (again) to introduce himself. I admire his ability to get hammered by halftime of the first ACC quarterfinal.

Back for the morning baccarat session with Ana, the Filipino; she kept giving me "5"s which is an average hand in baccarat; that resulted in a wash of a session. After breakfast - where everyone received various casino chips from New Zealand - we did a group run to the craps table. It was proven again that none of us could roll.

At about 11:30, we packed up and headed to our first golf round at Shadow Creek. Shadow is a course wholly owned by MGM for the use of the casino guests of their resorts. The day started out nicely with the two caddies coming up to the 5 of us and complimenting all of us - "usually, we get guys that can't hit the ball 100 yards". (Well, he hasn't seen my mid-round tee shot yet).

I was nervous as hell on the first tee. I had been working hard on the tee shot to be looser and more aggressive; there was water on the left (which is where I miss it if I overcook it) on the dogleg left opening hole. The range session was good - I stepped up to the first tee - picked out a spot on the right side of the fairway - prayed - and took the club back.

I finished through the ball and it took off on a line down the left side of the fairway, just missing a fairway bunker. Fairway hit, 270 yd tee hit. Holy shit.

The next shot was a full wedge that I put to 15 feet; I had an uphill putt to win the first hole for the team - but even though I missed it, I was so happy. Par on the first.

That was it for a while. The next tee shots were: 100 yards left (#2), 230 yd hook into the water (#3, #4), 80 yd worm burner into the weeds (#5), 100 yard pull (#6), ....

Well, so much for positive thinking.

On #14 or #15, I joked about what I did last year when I struggled - I threw the tee ball on the ground and teed off from the deck. Why don't I start here? It was a 470 yds par 4. I placed the ball on the turf - and whack - 240 down the middle. Par. Good drive on 16; 17 was a unbelievable par 3 which could resemble an elevated #12 at Augusta. I took at 8 iron - ball started right of the flag and drew in to the left-side pin position. Right on line.....

.... until it flew everything and into the back pond.

Oh well. Made a back-breaker 12 foot uphill putt for par on 18 to win money from Don and Wiz. Felt a bit better after hitting the last 3 fairways without a tee.

Two notes from the round:

- Someone was on fire on the front side, and it wasn't Wiz, Don, Mike or I. Leland came through with the career nine of 39 on the front at Shadow Creek. 2 birdies, was it? Great driving, excellent irons and no three putts. Awesome to see. I think he will retire from the game for 10 years after that round.

- Nothing worse than the battery dying on your phone when you are trying to track the Cincinnati/Central Florida under (largest over/under bet at 4 units) and America's favorite hockey team trying to protect a 3rd period, 1-goal lead. Mike and Leland were pissed at my constant requests for their phone on the last 3 holes.

The locker room was a shrine to current sports stars. There was the Michael Jordan locker. Mike Shanahan had a locker - which was the background for some pictures taken by the Skins fan in the group. And then we saw a large black man laid out on the couch, dressed in golf gear, watching the games. I thought nothing of it - until Wiz/Leland started to talk about him.

"You know who I think that was?". No.....

"That's Shannon Sharpe's brother! You know, the receiver?"

Sterling Sharpe? Yes, yes, that was him!

Sterling may have gained a few pounds since his playing days, but there he was, on the couch in the locker room. This concludes the 2014 version of "Celebrities we have seen gambling during our trip" (although there were reports of Montell Williams in the high-limit slot area this year).

We got back just in time to get ready for dinner, at Sage at the Aria. Hoo boy, what an adventure this was. Our reservation was at 7 - we got there in time, seated fine - and then it seemed that it took forever for the server to come over. And then the sommelier did not appear for a while. Our appetizers took a while to arrive.

The poor sommelier came over after the appetizers and Layup said very loudly and dryly "Well, thanks for showing up" or some such sarcastic remark. Ah, I see the alcohol was kicking in!

My choice for the entrée came down to the pork chops - which I do not get at ALL in China - or the flank steak. I asked the waitress - she recommended the pork. Wiz went with the pork also. Layup, Don and Mike all chose the steak.

The food came - well, let's just say there were orgasmic sounds coming from Layup, Don and Mike. "This is the best steak I have ever eaten!" "It just melts in your mouth - I'm not exaggerating!!" "Oh My God, I'm going to cum" were the quotes from the three of them.

The pork? It was good, yes, but it's hard to enjoy a meal when the entrée you declined to order is causing those sorts of reactions. Yes, I was jealous. dammit. The portions were not large for any of us - which would come into play later.

We all ordered dessert - great - and then we all ordered Absinthe, an after dinner drink. That may have been a mistake.  I still don't know what goes in that - but they lit it on fire at the table. It was about 8 ounces in a goblet - and, of course, there were dares on the other side of the table to chug the drink.

So - we were well oiled as we left the beautiful Aria to go back to the Mirage.  (Why don't we stay at the Aria some year???) . I'm not sure how it got so late, but the book was closed when I got back - and I had plenty of tickets to cash. They told me I could cash them at the main cage. Fine! I'll head over there.

Boy, that's a big mistake. I had 9 winners to cash..... the process to cash a winner at the cage involved multiple steps and stapling a receipt to each ticket. It took 15 minutes there to get the cash needed for the night.

I found the group at the baccarat table, where all 7 of us where going to "own" the table for the night. It started with the staff trying to open the table and the glass lid on the chips; their key would not work. We had to move to the corner table when the fun finally began.

First, the display went out. "Dongle not present" or some such error was on the baccarat display screen. With all of us buzzed (at least) or drunk, that message was the based of a few bad puns.  After a while, a technician came over a fixed it; I offered to tip him a $5 chip for his effort. He was not allowed to take it. I offered again, again, and one more time. He was ready to pull the wrench out of his bag and whack me.

After another half hour, I look over at Layup. Uh oh. I see red splotches on his face and he is getting a bit bloated. He's having an allergic reaction. He says he feels fine, but will go and get some Benadryl from the store when the time is right.

Being the concerned brother I am, I stand up and go talk to the pit boss. I'm not drunk, but I'm not sober either.

"Yes, sir?"

yeah - my brother over there? He may be having an allergic reaction.

"What? Do you want me to call a doctor or the ambulance???"

No, no, no, God no. I just want to ask - do you have an Epi-Pen in case we need it?

"An Epi-Pen? Let me call a doctor now, sir!"

No, please, no, don't do that right now. Please lower your voice.

Too late. Layup found out what I was doing.

"What the F? I'm fine. Did you just ask her for an Epi-Pen?"

Well, yes, just to be sure.

"I'm fine....Jesus....ok, I'll go get some Benadryl"

Layup comes back with Benadryl - and peanuts and Beef Jerky!

"I'm still hungry from that meal!". He proceeds to open up the package at the table. "Anybody want some?"

Well, I guess, since it's here...sure.....

Layup passes it around, takes some more jerky - oh look, the cards are in front of him! He picks them up.

"Sir! No food at the table, please."

Layup moves his chair 5 feet back, stuffs the jerky in his mouth - and then leans far forward (with the chair away from the table) to check the cards. He mumbles something unintelligently as he lays down his natural 9......

The next 30 minutes was a battle between Layup, the beef jerky, and the pit boss trying to catch Layup in the act of eating.

We all ended the day around 2am - but I was starving after the pork and the alcohol. Time to go get a 3/4 lb burger at the Carnegie deli. Nothing better at 2 in the morning! Shared a few bites with Layup in the room (see Jim Gaffigan - "oh, I'll only have a bite.......MFBDBFDSHGFUISGIUSDG") and tried to sleep with all that in the stomach.

 

Mar 23, 2014

Vegas 2014 - The Blog - Part 1

Another Vegas trip has come and gone, and now we start the herculean task of trying to put all the pieces together. My notes are very scattered from this trip - I'm going to need more input than usual from the readers to piece together more details (or to send in corrections).

As usual, what a wonderful trip. As I have said before, each trip has its own mood and set of memories. I think it's clear this trip was one of the less crazier trips - not as many "crazy" stories that would only happen in Vegas - but still, memorable for several reasons. I think the general mood on the trip was more laid back than usual; maybe a combination of work getting in the way for some of us, the golf eating most of 2 days, or the lack of a side trip outside the casino. Needless to say, it was great to again get together with everyone where the only obligation is to get the morning parlay in on time.

Special thanks to Jeff, my brother in law, who filled in for some last-minute child watching in China as Janice was required to travel on this week (the only week in 10 where she is traveling).

Tuesday, March 11

Unlike last year, the flight from China was uneventful; I was able to sleep some (maybe 4 hours) and get some work done (8 emails?) on the flight over. Layup picked me up around 7:30 at LAX and we were on the way to Vegas. I had my customary 5 minute nap in the car ("How long did I sleep?") before we got to the Mirage before midnight.

Layup did not park at the main valet - he went to the North entrance - and did not ask for luggage service. So I'm entering the casino with my suitcase and my gargantuan golf case walking by 1OAK, the night club. Tuesday night is locals night at the club - and so the lobby area was packed with 20-somethings all dressed up and drunk. Here comes Eric with the golf bag after a 12 hour flight and a 5 hour drive - I'm in no mood to deal with that. I was thinking of myself as a 16 pound bowling ball trying to take out as many Kardashian-wanna-bes as I could at midnight.

After checking in and throwing our bags in the room, we find Wiz at the UTH table for the initial sessions. And, for once, the initial session starts well - I don't think I lost a hand in the first 6 or 7. Double my money there, then went to the craps table where we found out for the first time (of many) that none of us could roll. Off to baccarat to show Wiz how to play and where Layup and I ganged up on him a few times for a winning session - and off to bed around 4, when the Nyquil kicked in.

Wednesday, March 12

Not exactly sure when I woke up - let's say about 7:30 or so. That's 3 1/2 hours of sleep the first day, which is near a record for me (if you have read the past versions of the blog). There was the first of many morning baccarat sessions with a Filipino dealer named Ana; she became a bedrock of the trip this year - as she worked the morning shift (4 am - 12 noon), so she was usually the last dealer I saw before bed and the first when I woke.

I remember being hungry, so I asked about when the buffet stopped serving breakfast. The pit boss called over - the answer was 10:45 or so. At that point, Wiz had joined me in the baccarat salon as we were playing, we joked if we could get the breakfast burrito at the table.

"No, but there is a room in the back" was the answer.

Wait, what?

"Yes, if you want to order food, you can - we can serve it to you back there. "

Wiz's and my eyes lit up. Now that's class! Call ahead for breakfast, coffee and mimosas and have it served in the salon....

The rest of the day was a blur. The first parlay (of many) was entered (I still have the ticket; the time stamp was 9:48) and then a visit to the buffet. The rest of the morning and afternoon was spent at the UTH table - a long, successful session. Wiz, Layup and I started; Don and Mike were arriving at this time and was trying to text us to see if anyone was going to pick them up. Their requests went unanswered. Wiz had to go work for most of the afternoon, so Layup and I were there for a couple of hours before Don & Mike joined us. All I remember is that the NBC SN was on the TV....and they were showing coverage of the Paralympics. The event that day was skiing. Now, we didn't understand the event.

Each skier had a different disability - one skier had just one leg, one had one arm, one was blind with a "guide" in front..... and yet they all competed together. So many inappropriate questions crossed our mind....

- how is it fair that a one-armed skier can compete with a one-legged skier? Doesn't the two-legged skier have an unfair advantage?
- the blind skiiers - what happens if their guide crashes? Do they get a do-over, or is that just the luck of the draw?

Layup and I scheduled massages for the same time before dinner (a "couples" massage, as Dan the pit boss called it all weekend). One last baccarat run with the group around dinner time, where we got introduced to Ira's friends Todd and Ben (for the first time). They were plenty hammered already, with more to go.

Dinner was at 6:45 in the new steakhouse at the Mirage, which was excellent. I had a mandatory work call at 7:30, so I had to eat and run. I left $200 with Don for my part of the bill, and went upstairs.

I came down after the call at 9:00pm to find everyone at a packed $15 craps table. As soon as I got there, everyone started cheering.

"Yay! You made us $500!"

What?

"We've won $500 tonight!"

Um....who's we? Don? Leland? All of you? How?

It took a while to figure out, but apparently the bill for dinner was $170 or so (all-inclusive). So I had $30 change coming to me, but I wasn't there to get it.......so the group decided to put the $30 on the field....it hit.....so they pressed it....it hit again....press one more time, another hit.....

It still is not clear to me what happened next. Some said that most of the profits were pulled down, others said another press happened.....well, no one was sure exactly where all the money went. I never did get my share of the profit (or my $30 change), and no one was owning the pot on that one.....maybe this will get cleared up in the comments.

While I was trying to listen to this story, the roller was still rolling on the other side of the table. He was hitting some numbers but no point, so I didn't jump in. After a while, the dealer changed the table limits to $25.

I bought in.....certainly they would see I was with the group and would be grandfathered in for $15. I got my money and put $15 on the pass.

"Sir, this is a $25 table" was the quick response.

But, but...I was here with them!

"$25 minimum, sir....."

Fine. It was a losing session as it was again demonstrated that no one in this group could roll as the dice flew around the table.

I'm not sure what happened next - someone must have talked me into a salon blackjack session - and it was a good one! Leland texted Layup during the run that he could hear us cheer as he sat at the Pai Gow table playing with John the dealer. I don't remember any of this at all - which is strange for a profitable salon trip.

The night ended at the craps table (again), where some college kids that joined the table next to Wiz and Layup actually started making points and rolling hardways. I may have had a few drinks by that point, so we were parlaying the hard 4 and 10 - and this kid did it back to back! The day ended on a good note from the craps table. 1 day down on the trip with no damage whatsoever to the bankroll....a great start. Would it be a trend for all 4 days or is the inevitable storm looming around the corner?



 

Mar 9, 2014

New Wardrobe addition

I love some vibrant colors on my golf shirts -orange, yellow, green - but this may be a bit too much. I hated to take a picture in a public restroom, but I had to capture this. This would be considered "way over the line" for me, even though some of you might think this is an ideal target for me to aspire to.

 

Tianjin pictures

Just wanted to share some experiences from my trip this week to the northern city of Tianjin.

First, a helpful hint on the restrooms at the airport. It's so obvious when you think about it!


You also may have heard about the pollution in China. Here is a picture from my hotel room; the large building on the left that in under construction is about 1/2 mile away.



 
 

Looking forward to Vegas 2014

Yes, I am way behind on my blogging. A lot has happened since January - a great trip to New Zealand, where we were almost in a head on collision on a highway - with a car driving the wrong way; me climbing rocks in India for 5 hours with co-workers and no water; and my weekly Sunday role-playing of Bobby Knight.

But it is Vegas week 2014! Heading to Vegas Tuesday night for the annual trip. There are some certain things that I look forward to every trip - some great, some mundane, and some peculiar......

- the view of the strip by plane (or car) as you arrive. Still is an instant smile-inducer.
- the first look into the sportsbook when you arrive, and the sheer number of items on the board.
- the smell of the casino - each casino has a distinct smell; the Mirage has a kind of "vanilla-lotion" smell
-  the first Tom Collins of the trip
- the first night when you try to plead with yourself to sleep more than 4 hours. (hint: it never works).
- the first time picking up the 2 cards in the UTH hand
- walking through the sports bar next to the book at 7 am when it is completely dead. It's a sense of renewal - a new day with new adventures has arrived
- going outside to the strip at 7:30 am - and seeing a ghost town
- the endless loop or repeat SportsCenters being replayed ad nauseam from 10 pm - 7 am
- the vodka tonics in the locker room of Southern Highlands
- the breakfast burritos at the Mirage buffet.
- the rolled eyes of the group as I wear another orange (or green) collared shirt to dinner
- the $25 fantasy golf side bet

What did I miss?
 

Jan 18, 2014

2014 Swing Thoughts

It's a new year - time to clear the brain of the old bad habits from my golf swing and head into a new year with clear, concise thoughts. I'm trying to just focus on the contact and make a good swing now - to get back to basics - instead of constantly fighting to shoot a number.

I've got it down to four pre-swing thoughts that I am focusing on:

1. Square the left toe at address
2. Set up behind the ball
3. See the follow-through swing path - swing on that path
4. Pause at the top.

4a. No, I mean it, pause at the top

4b. No, not an Eric "technically, a pause is the instantaneous moment between the backswing and the downswing", but a Don Hershey "you can sneeze when he is at the top and it won't affect his swing" pause.

4c. Dammit, if you don't pause, I will shove this club up your ass.....

There, those positive thoughts ought to do it.

Yes, most golfers only have one - maybe two - thoughts in their head pre-swing....but as you know, I am psychologically messed up in the head on the course, so I need all these. And this is an improvement! I used to have 7 or 8 thoughts in my head in past years!

Jan 12, 2014

Here we go

First real medical emergency this weekend...Martin fell while we were at basketball - and started screaming; his forearm resembled a very soft "S" shape. Oh yeah. Joe Theisman immediately came to mind.

First thing to do was to go to the local Emergency room to get X-rays and hopefully get it reset/cast. Well, we got the X-rays - two X-rays in a cement block room where they escorted everyone out except for Martin and me (I drew the small straw). The X-rays confirm a slight break; however, the Chinese emergency room does not have the resources/materials to put a cast on. Um, how is that possible?

So we are in a bit of limbo - it is not that serious so it doesn't need surgery; and an American pediatric doctor is coming into town on Tuesday when he can see Martin. So, for now, we wait; Martin's arm is immobilized and he is playing his IPad one-handed for 12 hours straight......

 

Weekend getaway

I know, a bit late for the annual birthday posting. As a present, Janice and I got away for the night
(Friday night) to Macau. The first time just Janice and I took a trip there without the kids! It's much more relaxing, of course.

But it's obvious I am getting old. After checking in, we headed to our dinner reservation at Morton's. (Have to celebrate a birthday with some Western steak!). By the time dinner was over, it was about 9:30; the wine and other drinks kicked in, and I was exhausted. We gambled for about 30 minutes - a bit of craps, a bit of baccarat and I gave up. Too tired to go on. All I wanted to do was sleep.

I was asleep before 11, and woke up after 7 - woke up extremely refreshed. What a birthday gift! Sleeping in a hotel room without the kids! After a morning hot tub session, it was non-stop morning/afternoon gambling for 6 hours. Now that's a birthday.

Some quick highlights:

- Baccarat is a great game for head-to-head matchups. I'm playing my usual minimum bet on the banker - $500HK, $800 when pressing - when a Chinese guy sits down. After a few hands, he puts $20,000 on player. I still have my banker bet.

He gets his cards - a King and an 8. Not good for me.
I turn over my cards....a. 7........and a 2. My nine beats his 8. I smile, he leaves in a huff. That's what gambling is all about!

- Craps was horrible. I was in mid-Vegas form; rolled two turns on Friday night after dinner; I rolled the dice exactly 5 times combined. A nice sequence of 6, 7; then 8, 5, 7. Ugh.

- Here's an example of how stats can be your enemy. This guy was rolling at the end of the table- and the last time he rolled, he rolled nothing but 9s. So it's his turn again. He sets a point of 4.
So I bet:
 - odds on the 4
- place the 6 and 8
- what the hell, it's my birthday, so we place the 5 and 9 also....
- and a little sugar on the hard 4 and hard 10.

So I have the 4, hard 4, 5, 6, 8, 9 and hard 10. I'm set.

The guy rolls seven more times without sevening out....
....and I lose money.

How?  His rolls:
a. 12....nothing
b. 11....nothing
c. Easy 10 - 6-4...Hard 10 loses; what the hell, I'll go back up.
d. 3.... nothing
e. Easy 10 again...6-4. Argh, another loser.
OK, I'll put an end to this. I place a bet on the field.
f. 8...good, winner 8, but loser on the field.
I do not replace the field bet. Of course....
g. 3....nothing

I'm in shock...of course, next roll is a 7.

Outside of one winning session at the Wynn (what a nice casino), it was a bad gambling weekend. But a wonderful 24 hours away from reality (and away from the kids).
 

Dec 28, 2013

NFL Week 17: Chang Bai Shan

Hello from Bai Shan, China! We are in a Holiday Inn room in a China Ski resort names Chang Bai Shan. It is in Northeast China – east of Beijing – about 10 miles from the North Korea border. I guess this will be the closest I will ever come to the forbidden kingdom!




The boys whine every winter about not seeing snow….the 55 degree, rainy winter in Guangzhou does not do it for them. So we decided to really take an adventure as the 5 of us headed north in a 5 hour plane ride to this ski resort.



No one here speaks English. We were left waiting in the airport to see a Holiday Inn bus near the terminal – until the terminal emptied out from our flight and no Holiday Bus was to be seen. A young lady urged us to go on one of the unmarked buses parked in the parking lot; we did, reluctantly, and we were taken to the resort. The resort is about 20 buildings with 8 or 9 hotels around a village. We saw a sign for the “Holiday Inn Suites” – and drove right past it… .Um, I think that was our stop.



Today was our first day on the slopes…I told Mom and Dad about this trip; my Mom said “Um, I didn’t know you skied….”, I don’t. The last skiing I did was in 1994 on the big slopes of Mansfield, OH. I haven’t even made it to Perfect North near Cincinnati yet! So we got a late start this morning, as I 1) don’t’ know the right skiing protocol of getting the electronic “pass” first, and (2) not knowing Mandarin. We did line up a private instructor for Freddie and Warren , and a separate one for Martin. Not sure what the cost will be just yet.



About 10 minutes into the lesson, I saw that Fredie and Warren didn’t have their skis on yet. I tried to tell Freddie to put the toe in first, and the instructor yelled at ME. “NO! I am teacher!” They were doing stretching. Ok, Ok, I will leave you guys alone.



An hour later all three of them appeared on the slopes; Freddie got off the “moving walkway” first , with the instructor near Warren; Freddie took a couple of strokes with the poles to get moving, and then started down the slope. He looked like he knew what he was doing……until he never slowed down. There was a crash landing at the bottom. “I accidentally went down the hill!” he explained to me later. Yeah, sure.



Warren got the hang of it near the end; there were a couple of falls along the way near the fence, like his dad 20 years ago – but did well on his last 2 runs. And Martin seemed to love it, although he was going extremely slow the whole way down with the instructor right in front of him, going backwards. No way in hell can I go backwards yet.



After lunch, we did some sledding where Martin went flying over his first “bump” down the hill, and here we are in the room, at 3:20 pm local time as the sun is setting. A pool run is coming up later, and then Freddie and I may go night skiing. We head back New Year’s Eve night, ladning 1 hour before 2014 comes to China.



I don’t understand the allure of skiing at all –too much prep time to get ready for such little payout on the slopes, where it is -15C and breezy – but maybe the bug will hit the kids. We shall see.



Not much to say about the Browns. I can’t believe this team is 4-11, and yet we have 5 Pro Bowlers. It was party time a year ago when Phil Dawson finally got recognized for excellence by going to the Pro Bowl. Maybe we are this year’s version of the 2012 Chiefs – loads of talent, but just needs a new QB…and that new QB will be coming for us next year.



On to the games:



Car 27, Atl 17. Still a lot of motivation for the Pantehs.



Bal 23, Cin 20. I do believe the Ravens will fight back after last week.



Ind 27, Jax 14. I’ve had it with picking the Jags!



Mia 24, NYJ 10. I watched almost all of that Browns-Jets game last week. The Jets aren’t that good. Our defense was horrid.



Min 31, Det 20. Count me among those that thinks the Lions have packed it in.



NYG 27, Was 16. The Skins are done after last week.



Ten 24, Hou 13. Talking about teams that are done…..



Chi 37, GB 23. I know Rodgers is back, but that Packers defense is horrible.



NE 31, Buf 20. I think NE has to win to keep the 2 seed, correct?



NO 27, TB 17. It would be nice to see the Bucs somehow win this to knock the Saints out…but it won’t happen.



Az 20, SF 13. See above.



Den 30, Oak 20. Is Pryor really the answer for the 2014 Raiders?



SD 20, KC 17. I can’t believe that Andy Reid will have a second straight bad outing before the playoffs.



Sea 27, StL 10. The Seahawks still need this, and will roll over the Rams who have nothing to play for.



Phi 31, Dal 28. How can this game NOT be a field goal?



Best bets: 17 of them. Last week: 12-6; overall: 119-113-6



Car -6

Bal +6 1/2

Mia -6

NYJ/Mia under 41 1/2

Min -2 1/2

NYG -3 1/2

Ten -7

Hou/Ten under 44

Chi +3

GB/Chi over 52

NE -7 1/2

Az +1 KC +9 1/2

KC/SD under 44 1/2

Sea -11 1/2

Dal +7



Supercontest selections: last week: 3-2; overall: 40-36-4

Bal +6

Min -3

GB +4 1/2

KC +9 1/2

Sea -10 1/2



Dec 22, 2013

NFL Week 16: Phu Quoc

Hello from Phu Quoc Island, Vietnam! We are live from an island resort for week 16; Janice's parents are in Asia, and we wanted to get away from the "cold" weather in Guangzhou and head to a beach for a few days. We came here on Friday and will return back on Christmas Eve.

By "cold", I mean a high of about 61 and a low of 43. The low of 43 - about 5 Celsius - threw all the natives into a panic in Guangzhou. It's freezing! It's so cold that Freddie even had to wear long pants to school!

Phu Quoc is an island at the southwest tip of Vietnam; it is separaated from the mainland and did not see any activity during the war. The northern tip of the island is about 2 miles from Cambodia - if that helps to place it any better.

This island is not yet fully developed - but there are grand plans to get there in 5-10 years. The main beach is beautiful - it faces west, so the sunsets are gorgeous - and there are only a few 4-star resorts on the island. The rest is filled with bungalows and small villas rented out by locals or foreigners who landed here. The government has plans, however; a new airport was built; a golf course is in the works (not yet open, however), and there are talks of a casino to be placed in the center of town. There are many Europeans here - it seems to be a big German and Russian destination, although there are a few Americans.

The trip started a bit rough in immigration is Saigon; we got off the plane - and the immigration lines were very long all over the place. We saw one line called "Sky Priority" - which is Delta's version of the red carpet preference for frequent flyers. Vietnam Airlines is a partner of Delta, so we went into that line.

We waited a while - the kids were acting up a bit, as we shooed them back in line. I looked back, and caught the eye of a Russian about 8-9 people behind me.

"You Sky Priority?"

Yes, I declared.

"This is Sky Priority. You Sky Priority?" He held up some sort of badge I could make out.

I pulled out my Platinum and Janice's Gold Card. See? See this? Eat it. I may not have said that, as I did not want to get into a fight against a 35 year old Russian in Saigon. I know it's hard to believe, but I didn't like my chances.

We go to the island the next morning and relaxed. The next day - yesterday - was for boating and snorkeling, which all of us like to do. Lunch was served on the boat- and the delicacy was Sea Urchins! This is a blakc prickly sphere that you slice open and eat the guts out. The guts are like peanut butter; you can put lemon sauce in there and mix it up, or wasabi, or barbeque with peanuts. It was....good? I guess. Not repulsive. Is that a good enough recommendation for you?

After the boat trip all day, we stopped to see the fish sauce factory. Apparently, all the "good" fish sauce served in Vietname\ comes from this factory - and it is a prized brand around the world. We were greeted by 56 barrels of fish and salt - the fish stay in there for up to 1 year, and are pressed regularly.After a year, time is up! The juice is extracted and bottled, and shipped. The ideal content is 42% salt.

And yes, of course, the factory smelled to high heaven of fish. Not pleasant at all.

Today was an easy day at the resort, except Freddie got sick, probably from something he ate last night. He and I were walking to breakfast, when he stopped, started wretching, and threw up 3 times in the gardens. Nice! He said he felt fine after that; we got him some water, and off we went to breakfast.

At breakfast, he said he wanted to try poached eggs. And I let him.......

Mistake #1.

After about 20 minutes at breakfast, he said he didn't feel well, and wanted to go back to the room. Sure - go ahead. No one went with him.

Mistake #2.

5 minutes later, I was the first one done, so I went to check up on him. As soon as I got in, he said "uh, Dad? Don't go in the bathroom.....". Great. I opened the door and....he didn't make it to the toilet.

But anyway, he is feeling better now, so we are going for pizza for dinner tonight. Mistake #3?

 Anyway - the island here is great, and in 5-10 years it will be modernized as the go-to beach destination in Vietnam. It's nice to be here when it is quiet before all the building comes.

We should have a gambling proposition - which will happen first? First casino in Phu Quoc or first playoff game for the Browns under Haslem? Both are works in progress....maybe Phu Quoc has the edge now.....

On to the games:

Buf 20, Mia 16.  Can't help but think Miami will have a hangover.

Car 27, NO 24. Feels like a 3 point game either way.

Cin 27, Min 13. Cinci, at home, needs to make a statement after last weeks' debacle in Pittsburgh.

Den 34, Hou 20. Hard to believe that Denver still hasn't sewed up the division just yet.

Jax 27, Ten 20. Jax moved the ball up and down the field last week - turnovers did them in.

KC 31, Ind 24. No one will show their defensive hand - they will wait until 14 days from now.

StL 23, TB 10. Did not like the effort that Tampa showed last week.

Dal 31, Was 20. I know, I know, I know, I know.....it's soooooo tempting to take the Cowboys again. I can't help myself.

Det 27, NYG 24. I guess the only other team that could compare to the Browns in terms of last second losses is the Lions.

Sea 23, Az 16. Love the way the Cardinals' D looks.

GB 27, Pit 24. I am hopelessly biased here. I hope Flynn tears apart the fraud of a cheating Steelers team.

SD 30, Oak 20. I have no idea how Oakland will play here.

NE 23, Bal 20. It still is possible that New England can miss the playoffs. I'm betting they show up here.

Chi 31, Phi 28. I like how the Bears continue to roll on offense.

SF 26, Atl 13. Who doesn't love Candlestick Park?

Best bets: 18 of them this week....need to make up some ground. Last week: 5-10-1; overall: 107-107-6.

Buf +2 1/2
Mia/Buf under 43
NO/Car over 44 1/2
Cin -8 1/2
Min/Cin under 47 1/2
Den -10
Jax +5
StL -3 1/2
TB/StL under 43
Dal -3
Ind/KC over 46 1/2
NYG +10
Az +10
Az/Sea under 49
Pit/GB over 44 1/2
NE +1 1/2
Chi +3
Atl/SF under 45

Supercontest picks: last week: 1-4, to take me out of any contention. Overall: 37-34-4
Cin -7
Jax +5 1/2
Dal -3
NE +2 1/2
Chi +3

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Dec 15, 2013

NFL Week 15: Taipei

Week 15 of the NFL Season brings up to Taipei - our first real weekend getaway when we got here to China. Taiwan always seemed like an exotic destination - I remember growing up in the early 80s when all of our electronics had the tag "Made in Taiwan"...Ooh! A technically advanced island! I wondered how different Taiwan would be from the mainland.



Some quick history on Taiwan, if you don't know; Taiwan was the place where the leaders of capitalist China fled to during the Civil War after WW II. Obviously, the communists won, and the leader of the losing side - Chiang Kai Shek - landed up in Taiwan. They set up shop there, calling themselves "The Republic of China" (the old name of China before Mao) - and that still is the official name of Taiwan. Some old people that have connections to that regime still believe that the Taiwanese government will rise up and "reclaim" mainland China - as it is al rightfully the Republic of China. Some maps in China still have Taiwan and China as one country, called "Republic of China". They even had a congress with representatives from all over mainland China until the 80s.

So it was a bit of a jolt to see the passport stamped as "Republic of China". No Visa required for us Americans! We landed in the afternoon and went to our hotel; that night was January 1 and we were going to visit Taipei 101, the tallest building in the world from 2004-2010. It had an observation deck, engineering exhibits, and all sorts of souvenirs to buy.

Before that tour, we went to the food court at the basement of Taipei 101; the family had Subway but no, I wanted to be cultured and got some soup and pork. Asian food for me!

The tour of Taipei 101 was good - the kids were enthralled and everyone got a T-shirt. We were able to see for miles on the observation deck on the 90th floor. We returned back to the hotel that night, where it was 55 degrees but Freddie and Warren insisted on going into the roof-top hot tub. That was fine, until the two of them wanted to go swimming in the (unheated) pool next to the hot tub. Uh, no.

The next thing I remember was being up at 2:30....and my stomach was not feeling so well.....I tried to close my eyes....uh oh....everyone knows the feeling. This isn't going to end well.

At 3:30 my stomach was empty, and I slept a little bit more.

Everybody awoke and got dressed for the hotel buffet...well, I wasn't ready for that. I laid in bed watching the God-awful 2011 Fiesta Bowl between UConn and Oklahoma (I guess I remember that because that was Randy Edsall's last game as UConn coach before coming to Maryland).  I met them down there an hour later and had an orange and some tea. I still wasn't feeling all that well.....

....so of course it's time to trek to a museum! The one historical place we went to was the Chiang Kai-Shek memorial palace. It was a large stone courtyard with a few buildings; the main building was an impressive temple-ish building with over 100 steps; in there was one large room and plenty of guards. That room is the final resting place of Chiang Kai Shek.

The lasting memory of this trip is Martin being fascinated with all the pigeons in the square - and he kept feeding them popcorn and trying to chase them. We prayed he would never catch one so as not to catch SARS of bird flu.

The afternoon was spent at the Taipei Science Center; a Burger King was inside - and , as everyone knows, the BK Original Chicken Sandwich is the best thing for an upset stomach. (This is no lie. I had plenty of these in college the day after throwing up from drinking; there's nothing better).  The Science Center was great - and the Human Anatomy exhibition was surprisingly blunt.

The night ended in the hot tub again; we left the next day in the morning back home to Guangzhou. In all, it didn't seem that much different than Hong Kong - except you didn't have the British influence. It seemed like a larger Chinese city that spoke more English. The only reason to return would be because that's where the closest Costco is to us. Old friends of ours (who have left GZ now) used to go once a year to Taipei - at least - just for the Costco.

Some good highlights, with nausea and disease-laden birds....sounds like a metaphor for the 2013 Browns! I think I suffered some nausea last week with the loss to the Pats......I watched that in Macau, so add that game to the list of the heartbreaking Browns losses I've seen there (2010 vs Jets, 2012 vs Cowboys).

I'm over it now - this was not as bad as the loss to the 2001 Bears, where we let up 14 points in 35 seconds (giving up an onside kick as well) and lost in overtime when Timmy threw a pick 6. That team was 4-2 with our new brilliant coach at the helm (Butch!)...and that loss hurt for 5 straight days. We finished 7-9 that year, missing out on the playoffs by 2 games, and that included the bottlegate game later......

I have a lot of thoughts on the game last week - the main thing I heard a lot was "well, the Pats got screwed by the refs against the Jets and Carolina, so this evens it out". I understand that thought process....I do.....but.....when will it even out for us? We have the evil Steelers go ahead and knock Campbell out with a blow to the head - no call - and then this. I feel like I'm on the bottom of a Bernie Madoff chain. Everyone else uses us to even out there calls.
Do we get cards for bad calls to be used in the future? "This entitles bearer to one free gift call in a future NFL game". If so, I'm sure we have a pile somewhere in storage in the stadium in a closet. Haslem, send a lackey out to look for it.

Oh well. Thank GOD we were 4-8 going into the pats game and not 6-6 or something.

On to the games.....

Atl 27, Was 24. Something tells me Kirk Cousins == Scott Mitchell.

Ind 30, Hou 13. Hasn't Houston given up on the season?

Jax 24, Buf 17. I don't understand this line. Have you watched the Jags play over the last 5 weeks?

Mia 27, NE 26. I expect the Pats to make a better showing this week; this pick is purely with my heart.

Phi 28, Min 20. The Vikes have not quit at all, and should give the Eagles a fight.

Sea 23, NYG 20. Giants pass offense should move the ball against the Seattle's depleted secondary.

SF 17, TB 10. Still not a believer in the Niners offense yet.

Car 20, NYJ 13. A defensive struggle.

KC 31, Oak 20. I know, too obvious, but I think the Chiefs offense is starting to re-assert itself.

NO 26, StL 13. Yes, the Saints aren't a good road team, but this is in a dome, against a team that can't move when facing a good defense.

Ten 19, Az 16. A good Ten pass rush vs Carson Palmer on the road.

Dal 30, GB 20. Dallas will have something to prove defensively...oh look, Matt Flynn....

Cin 27, Pit 23. How many weeks will I have to say that people are still overrating the Steelers?

Det 34, Bal 20. Detroit will come to play, and pass the ball all over Baltimore, and the Baltimore O will have no answer.

Best bets: 16 of them. Last week: 9-7; overall: 102-97-5

Ind -4 1/2
Jax +2 1/2
NYG +7
SF/TB under 41
NE/Mia over 45 1/2
NYJ +10
NYJ/Car under 41
KC -5
KC/Oak over 41
NO -6
NO/StL under 47 1/2
Ten +2 1/2
Az/Ten under 42 1/2
Dal -6 1/2
Cin/Pit over 43
Det -6

Supercontest: Last week: 4-1. Overall: 36-30-4
Ind -5 1/2
Jax +2 1/2
NO -6
Ten +2 1/2
Dal -7 1/2
 

Dec 8, 2013

NFL Week 14: Bali



Our attention this week turns to Bali, where we went last October (2012) with another family from Guangzhou – and Don and Mike and their wife flew in. This was a destination that caused some disagreements in the review afterward – was Bali really the tropical paradise that it is made out to be?

Let’s just start off by saying that the place where we stayed was unbeatable. We rented out a property that had 3 separate “houses” on it, with 4 master bedrooms and another kids’ sort of bedroom. The place had a pool, and was staffed with a cook and cleaners/housekeepers during the day, and security detail 24 hours. Oh, and it was 100 m from the beach, with an unobstructed view. Even 15 months later, the memory of that place still is stunning.
 
The week started with me watching NFL football at 5 am on the lounge chair by the pool (with the security guards absolutely perplexed as to what I was doing) as the waves could be heard lapping on the shore closeby. Pure relaxation for me.
(The vacation started a bit differently for Don, as he spent the majority of 4 hour flight from Hong Kong to Bali in the airplane bathroom. He got over the bug in 2 days and made a solid recovery).

We didn’t venture off the property until the 3rd day – when I took the boys and their friends to the water park. When heading off the property, you got the feeling that you left paradise and are now in a typical Asia country. Traffic was horrible across the island. People everywhere walking/biking on the streets. Roads that twisted and turned and made no sense. Every outing off the property took an hour, at least.

Midweek, we took a day long adventure to head to the volcano in the middle of the island and bicycle down. The bike tour itself was wonderful – great weather, multiple stops to see a Indonesian’s family’s home, a rice paddy and several processions on the local streets where we were traveling. (Apparently, it seems that there is a reason to have a festival on every day of the year, so this is a common occurance). My bike riding skills were put to the test ; I had a child seat in the back of the bike to carry Martin. He was a fine passenger until the last 2 hours;I started feeling this “thump” of a dramatic weight shift every so often. Martin was out cold – and he’s flopping around back there with the ride. It took a while to get used to the sudden random shift of weight going on back there!

The adventure itself took about 5-6 hours, which was the length of the round trip car ride to and from the volcano. Yes, I exaggerate, but not by much. It took a good 1;45 to get there and 1:30 to get back….The total distance was probably about 15 miles from the villa to the volcano…that’s the most frustrating part.
The week flew by with swimming in the ocean and pool, eating and drinking plentifully, competitive 6-person Hearts games (don’t mess with Michelle) , and massages. But it ended on a sour note - again involving leaving our little slice of heaven of a villa.

We sometimes had to walk to the ATM for cash for groceries; there are no sidewalks on the strees where we stayed; instead, there was a concrete drainage ditch on one (or both sides) of the street – and there is no protection from the street to the ditch. The ditch was a good 1 foot below street level, was about 2 feet wide and had “water” in it that was the color of Hershey’s syrup.

Well, on the last trip to the ATM, I crossed a driveway intersecting with the street; in trying to walk back on the street, I got distracted and missed the road, and my foot went into the sludge while scraping the concrete on the way down. So not only is my foot covered in goop, the concrete caused a nice open scratch in my foot/shin – that then went into the water. Gangrene, anyone?

I guess I don’t see why Bali is just “paradise” to many – if we consider the island. The island is not naturally beautiful, and it’s congested and a lot of stores with tourists crap stuff. But oh, the place we stayed. If people refer to that – an idyllic villa – as Bali paradise, well, yes, I can be on board with that.

No real neat segue to the Browns this week – maybe the beatdown this week will be a bit better than the concrete scraping above – but I do recall the last time we played the Pats, at home in 2010. This was a game where the back up QB, on the road, took a knee- as the losing team! Somehow the Mangini-led Browns beat the Pats by 21+ in a November game in Cleveland. I’m pretty sure that won’t be happening this week.

On to the games:

Bal 27, Min 21. Can the Ravens actually lose this game? The Vikes are playing well – but Baltimore will eke this one out at home.

Cin 23, Ind 20. I have a feeling this will go down to the wire with Luck having the ball.

Oak 20, NYJ 16. I’m done with the mess of a Jets team.

Phi 31, Det 24. Does anyone give the Philly D any credit at all???? It’s like Foles is playing defense too, with the media attention.

Mia 20, Pit 17. I think this Steelers team is way overrated – but you knew that.

TB 27, Buf 20. What a demoralizing loss for Buffalo last week. I think they will be playing with a hangover.

KC 27, Was 23. No idea here. I hate both these teams.

Atl 23, GB 20. Rodgers is still out; the Falcons are full of vets that still are going to play hard.

Den 31, Ten 21. Will the cold get into Peytons’ head? Not going to touch this.

Az 19, StL 16. I still like Jeff Fisher…I’m a sucker.

SD 27, NYG 13. I still don’t believe the Giants are any good……it was Jeff Triplette who gave that game away to the Gians last Sunday night.

SF 27, Sea 21. Let down game for the Seahawks and nothing to play for, and a desperate SF team that is playing better.

NO 31, Car 14. I’m riding the Saints at home until I fall off.

Chi 34, Dal 33. Neither team has a good defense; should be a shootout.

Best bets: 16 of them. Last week: 4-9; overall: 93-90-5

Ind +7
Oak +3
Phi -3
Mia +3 1/2
TB -2 1/2
Buf/TB over 42
Atl +3 1/2
KC/Was over 44
StL +5 1/2
StL/Az over 41 1/2
SD -3
NYG/SD under 48
SF -2 1/2
Sea/SF over 41
NO -3 1/2
Dal/Chi over 49

Supercontest: Last week: 2-3; overall: 32-29-4

Ind +6
Phi -2 1/2
Atl +3 1/2
SD -3
NO -3 1/2