Jul 7, 2005

Wrinkles and Flapjacks

Why is all the good soft porn on Cinemax? Showtime and The Movie Channel have 80s porn while HBO is putting out just some God awful shit. First they had Real Sex, and then teased us with G-String Divas, and no there is Cathouse? I know I like crap TV, but 45-60 year old women talking about masterbation should not be on TV at anytime of the day.

Which brings me to another question? When is the cut-off age for women wearing lingerie? Jon went with 35 years old, while I went in the other direction at 65. I'm a big fan of the old lady cleavage.

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