It's tough to point fingers about being a mo when you just blew a golden opportunity to ask out a cute chick and then moved into a house on the beach with another guy in the same week.
Dudeman, I know that you're jealous, since you live with a women who won't let you play XBox and a cat that is planning your death. I'll just sit back, enjoy my freedom on the beach and continue to listen to you guys all complain about the wife, kids, and how miserable your life is.
The funny part is that you live amongst so many hot chicks, but you got laid more here on the East Coast. You live near the beach, but stay in watching TiVo'd eposides of Blow Out, you bash me over a post about how hot Elle Macpherson is and then ask Dudeman to marry you. I think that it's a little late for the lawyer...
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Feeling a little depressed that you didn't ask out that dental assistant?
We should be married Dudeman. Reading my thoughts exactly.
Regret what thee has not done, weep over what thou hast!!
Just come out of the closet already and stop with this charade.
This is coming from a guy who takes the time to post a picture of Martha Stewart on the cover of VF?
It's tough to point fingers about being a mo when you just blew a golden opportunity to ask out a cute chick and then moved into a house on the beach with another guy in the same week.
My regrets are more of what I didn't do..... I'm too protective to do much that would make me regret what I did do....
Derek, um, you better hire a lawyer quick. The evidence presented by the group is starting to become overwhelming.
Dudeman, I know that you're jealous, since you live with a women who won't let you play XBox and a cat that is planning your death. I'll just sit back, enjoy my freedom on the beach and continue to listen to you guys all complain about the wife, kids, and how miserable your life is.
The funny part is that you live amongst so many hot chicks, but you got laid more here on the East Coast. You live near the beach, but stay in watching TiVo'd eposides of Blow Out, you bash me over a post about how hot Elle Macpherson is and then ask Dudeman to marry you. I think that it's a little late for the lawyer...
I'm deleting this post!!!
Retreating back into the closet, huh?
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