Aug 7, 2005

TJ Hooker

Sitting here at the Starbucks now for 5 hours, I have seen roughly 50 girls between the age of 13-18 (guessing on the age since they all look young). Anyway, of these 50 girls, I would say that close to 85% of them, if kidnapped and put on the streets of Atlantic City to turn a trick, would not need a wardrobe change. Some of these outfits would make Lil Kim blush. WHERE ARE THE PARENTS??????? Oh, they are with them buying them coffee? OK, that makes sense. How are these parents so numb to what their kids wear out in public? I can understand if the kid sneaks out and puts this stuff on, but the parents are right there with them!!!!!! And its a fucking Sunday morning, not Friday night at the clubs. I give up. If some right winged person wants to make an ordinance for uniforms for kids in public, I just might volunteer to help them get it passed.

5 comments:

Buck Super Stereo said...

you know you're loving all the hot mamma zahns. shut the hell up and drink your low-fat, mochachino with a shot of hazelnut.

Eric Z said...

1. Now you know why I thank GOD I have 2 boys instead of 2 girls.

2. Yeah - why are YOU complaining? As Chris said, it must be nice to look at. Are you afraid that you might get fooled and ask a 16-year old out?

jorge blogsada said...

I had this same thought the other day while treating the notre dame field hockey team to a day at the mall courtesy of derek's hot topic credit card, but then I thought that this too shall pass.

As far as disturbing trends of the last 5 years go I'd rank them thusly:
3. the pornographication of 12 year olds
2. thug nation officially adpoting baby blue as it's national color
1. Kevin Millar.

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness I have alot of stock in American Eagle. I guess you can blame the Western PA clothing retailer for MArketing and selling those clothes. I can only imagine what it is like on the West Coast. Some of my boys are high school teachers and well.....lets just say the clothes are all that has changed. We have raised a generation of ho's and pimps.Thanks for the field report D-rod

skeetskeet11 said...

Who are you, William Bennett? I don't know about you, but the only problem I have is that the chicks in high school weren't dressing this slutty when we were there. Remember the turtlenecks, 4 pairs of matching socks, and Tretorn's (sp?)? Well, I do and I'm pissed.

Come to think of it, I've never seen you and William Bennett in the same room, you both have gambling problems, you both seem to know what is best for everyone else, and you have similar body shapes. Hmmmm.