I really wish I had a wire hooked up to me and the blog during my interviews so everyone could read what goes through my mind during these horrendous interviews. Below is what I was thinking about during this afternoons interview.
- I want a position where I could fart in a meeting and nobody would say anything about it because they were too afraid or I was just that powerful. While I was thinking what position that would be, I realized that it couldn't be CEO of any company. So I would have to start up my own company and then hire Carol, Eric, my mom, Jay, Lee, Wiz, Jon, the dude, and every other friend and family member.
- Then I was thinking about what this poor girls reaction would be that was interviewing for a supervisor job would be if I put my feet up on my desk and just let one rip. I started to giggle, and then then one manager who works for me saw me giggle and had one of those "Pay attention asshole" looks.
- Do you know how hard it is to try and look 90 degrees to your left to check the PGA leaderboard while asking a question to the applicant? Very tough. And do you know how hard it is to hold in your emotion when you made a Heath Slocum (me) vs Tim Herron (wiz) bet and watch Tim Herron climb the leaderboard at the end of the day.
- Very tough to text message as well. Think I just got caught by the applicant texting Carol.
- What song would I sing for American Idol? I think I would go with a Heart song to show off my great high pitch range.
- How low will the market go? 11,000?
- I love boobs
- Does this applicant (who was a women) remind me of William Dafoe, Elvira, or Skelator? I can't decide.
- Oreo vs Chips a Hoy? Couldn't decide.
2 comments:
What a grerat post. Has anybody seen the new American Gladiators? What an awful f'ing show. I wish I could see Gemini's face as he watched this crap.
I'm a little surprised and disappointed Z. I thought for sure that your Idol song choice would be Hammer's "Have You Seen Her?"
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