I had the best dream of my life last week. This was better than my Brittany Spears sex dream about 8 years ago and about 10 times better than my war dreams of 5 years ago.
So in the dream I'm sitting at a BJ table with Jay, Lee, Wiz, and Eric. I have no idea which casino we were at and the dealer was this strange guy I played roulette with on the cruise. Jay ends up hitting blackjack and after the dealer pays off Jay, the table opens up into a huge craps table. Apparently we were playing at a BJ table that when a player hits BJ then he gets to roll the dice at craps. We all started to go crazy since none of us knew about this rule. So Jay rolls a couple of sevens to open it up and we all get excited since we are winning. He then rolls a hard 4 for the point. I put max odds behind the pass line and $10 on the hard 4. Jay comes back with a hard 4 and the table goes nuts.
Right as I was getting paid off by the dealer Carol's fucking cat steps on my head and wakes me up. I was so pissed off. I pushed the cat off the bed and immediately tried to get back into the dream. Of course this never works and I'm in that half sleeping half thinking stage where I'm imagining all of us at the BJ table, but its not working at all. And I swear in my attempt to get back to the dream, Jay, Lee, Wiz, and Eric were sitting at the BJ/Craps table just shaking their heads in disapproval like "How could you fuck up this dream for us." I'm so disappointed with myself
God I love the patch. Such great dreams.
2 comments:
I love the concept!! And seriously, with the gimmicks they have at casinos now how long is it before we see something like that????? Hopefully soon...
The first thing I thought of when I read this was....
the old Match Game/Hollywood Squares hour.
Does anyone remember this? The first half hour was the Match game, and then the top row of the Squares would rotate in from off the stage to complete the 3x3 Hollywood Squares set.
What? It was either this or Carter Country after middle school....
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