AR: [about Johnny Damon] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up. [opens cologne cabinet] OG: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight. AR: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. OG: It's quite pungent. AR: Oh yeah. OG: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way. AR: Yep. OG: Alex, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline. AR: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time. [cheesy grin] OG: That doesn't make sense. AR: Well... Let's go see is we can make this little kitty purr.
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AR: [about Johnny Damon] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
OG: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
AR: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
OG: It's quite pungent.
AR: Oh yeah.
OG: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
AR: Yep.
OG: Alex, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
AR: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
[cheesy grin]
OG: That doesn't make sense.
AR: Well... Let's go see is we can make this little kitty purr.
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