1) So how many Puffs* were needed in the Chicago White Sox TV booth as Hawk Harrelson called the Mark Buehrle no hitter tonight? Gees, Hawk has an orgasm when a White Sox pitcher strikes out Jason Kendall in the 2nd inning of a 1-1 game....
2) A miracle happened tonight. The Bulls lose tonight at New Jersey, giving the Cavs the #2 seed in the East. So instead of beng the #5 seed and playing the Heat (gulp), we open against rrd's favorite team, the Wiz. And, of course, if we win, we avoid the Pistons until the Eastern Conference finals.
Thanks for the gift, Mr. Frank!
3) Get ready for "74" day, coming up on Friday! April 20th is the 17th anniversary of the round that started it all, a 74 in the UAA Championships in Boston, MA. Buy your cream soda now and avoid the rush!
* - I am contractually obligated to say "Puffs" instead of Kleenex, since I work for P&G and Don was an engineer in Puffs for 6 years or so. I correct non-P&Gers all the time whenever they use Kleenex but mean "tissue". Yes, it is an annoying habit, like snooping in people's bathrooms and finding out what toilet paper and shampoo they use.
1 comment:
Oh my God....
Why is Borowski in with a 4 run lead????
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