Nov 23, 2005

My Favorite Move

I got cut off this morning on the drive in to work. Some bitch in a minivan with her husband in the passenger seat. She passes me on the left with her right turn signal on trying to get over in front of me. I had been speeding up before I realized that she was trying to get over, but yeah I was also trying to block her. So she cuts right in front of me into a pretty tight gap in traffic and starts motioning at me in her rear-view mirror. And here's my move:

I just shake my head at her with a little smirk.

No middle finger, no "suck my dick" motion, no shouting "fuck you" at her. Just shaking my head. It's the greatest because it pisses people off so much more than anything else I've ever found. It made this bitch so mad that she slowed down to shout at me some more. To which I responded with another head shake and smirk as if to let her know that she was the reason that women shouldn't be allowed to drive. I think that it throws people off--and really pisses them off. And in the end, isn't that the greatest revenge?

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