Yeah, nothing fills you up with the Christmas spirit more than using a chain saw inside your own house when trying to set up a Christmas tree....
.... a tree that was cut in your own yard.....
.... and then you mis-measured where to cut the tree, so when you thought you got the top 9' of it, you actually got the top 14'......
.... and while cutting it, the tree almost falls directly on you and your father in law....
Oh yeah, December is starting off well.....
2 comments:
Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Bend over and I'll show you.
I would be in the kitchen if you were wielding a chainsaw in the living room. You're father in law's a brave man.
Christmas has started out great for me. I've been on a 2 week bender, a couple strip clubs, a couple hookah bars and a whole lot of martinis. Taking tomorrow off for our annual drunken Christmas lunch. Nothing better than sushi, sake, and some martinis followed by more martinis and oysters.
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