Dec 30, 2005

Power to the AL Central

So I get the kitchen pass tonight and go out with some people from work....we meet up at a bar with a lady from work (Casey) and a few of her friends.

Casey is a 23-year old right out of Iowa St; one of her friends is a young woman (23 or so, as well) with a husband. The husband- Dan - is a tall young guy with a Tigers cap on. Well, there's not a lot of teams I can trash talk to, so I go over, introduce myself as a Cleveland fan, and our conversation quickly turns to baseball (Grady Sizemore, Dmitri Young, Travis Hafner, Bobby Higginson, etc.). He is a Michigan native teaching school in southern Minnesota, it turns out.

So we're talking baseball for a while, when Casey comes over and says that there is a guy in the bar (who none of us know) that actually pinched her ass and was hitting on her! Well, Dan and I spring into action. We both had to take a trip to the men's room, so on the trip over, we both give the guy (an Iowa college frat boy, no older than 22) a long stare down with the evil eye.

When we return, Casey thanks us, saying that the offender actually apologized to her after we walked by!

That. my friends, is the AL Central in action.

3 comments:

skeetskeet11 said...

Sorry, but maybe you should re-post this. The point/funny part of this story seems to have been cut off.

dzahn07 said...

Um...yeah. Was there any punches thrown? Chairs?

Eric Z said...

Why do stories that are posted at 2:30 have to have a point?

:)