This site is starting to look a lot like the Hereford Nine site. Ugh, next thing you know I'll be posting my top five favorite movies. Anyway, here are three quick questions for the group.
- Is it appropriate to incorporate "Jonnycakes" into a wedding speech?
- Do you tend to drive home faster when you have to drop a deuce or when you have really good take out food that you don't want to get cold?
- With all the shit that is going on right now in the world, why the hell are the Dixie Chicks on the cover of Time? And why are they on 60 minutes. Does anyone care? They should be spending more time on items like Jennifer Anniston being naked in her new movie.
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The answer to #2, when I have to drop a deuce. Holy S*#% batman, about 2 years ago I blew threw a solid red light to avoid coating the inside of my car. Maybe I'm sharing too much here, but it was way too close.
Pet Peeve of Week (and Derek take note, avoid this transgression on June 19th and Eric won't have to drop an F-bomb) A tournament official is threating to put your group on the clock 'cause you are a hole behind. The last guy to get to his ball which is 20 yards short of everybody else? Its the player with a caddie. And his caddie? 40 yards behind him. HEY BOYS, STEP IT UP. For cryin' out loud ...and stop talking on your cell phone.
1) jonnycakes is most certainly allowed, but only if you pronounce cakes like cocks. kind of a english hachney thing.
2) take out or shit? now that i'm completely over my public poophobia, i'd say take out.
3) after their appearance on howard stern last week, they most certainly deserve the cover of any and all magazines. they sidestepped any questions related to their political discord, but copped to not ever wearing panties (lead singer) having a threesome (one of the other ones) and going down a a guy in a movie theater (the third one). they're still country, so not on the hot list, but it sure beats seeing some dipshit cover of how the religious idiots are peeved over the da vinci code (again). time magazine? you're such an old fart. you wish you were micheal scott.
I think it's only appropriate to mention jonnycakes if referencing a homoerotic event. i.e. Derek and Jon shared a bed at the ocean one year and Derek awoke in the middle of the night to find his weewee nestled between his friends jonnycakes.
As for number 2, I'm gonna have to go with the poop. You can always reheat the take-out food if it's cold, but you can't put the poop back in once it's out.
1. Sure why not? Well, as long as it is not included with The Dudeman's weewee story.
2. Definitely drop a deuce supercedes any take out. When I drive fast I would spill my take out which would defeat its purpose and make my vehicle smell like Poo Poo Platter. Also, have you ever picked up a pizza to get home adn find that it shook all over the box and is virtually unmanageable.
3. Dicks Chicks have a new album coming out (1st one since they called Toby Keith a redneck hillbilly and George Bush a retard.)
#2 Well, all the skinny men have replied, now I'm waiting for Jonnycakes to post. Last week I hit 85 mph on a side road due to the strapped in philly cheesesteak in my passenger seat.
What is wrong with you? It's a F*N Cheesesteak!! If I can eat Taco Bell while changing clothes in the car while driving to softball, you can eat a cheesesteak on the highway. Give me a break. It's the deuce, bar none.
I've had to go 90 mph on the Double-A highway in Kentucky in order to find the nearest McDonalds so I could dump.
Sir, I need my Miracle Whip and Open Pit BBQ sauce on my Philly Cheesesteak. That is why I can't eat it in the car.
Food. Shitting your pants gets a bad rap.
1. It's fine, little Veet.
1a. I can't belive dude is making man jokes when he is the one who voluntarily went shirtless in the hotel room. Dude paints it like Z and I were sharing a Bowie/Jagger moment, while in reality Dude was pimping like an extra on the set of purple rain.
2. I'm with Eric. What can't you eat in a car? Nothing. I usually travel with an old towel which serves as a great placemat. Why not bring your sauces with you in a cooler? They'll make those johnnycakes taste even better.
3. Uh the dixie chicks? Girls really shouldn't make music. Other than sara mcclauchlin who helps derek through all of his "contemplative" moments, most of them are just horrible.
Now now John, Sophie B Hawkins is one hell of a singer.
I can't believe you sold me out on Sarah M. I thought that was our little secret Jonnycakes.
Hey, at least he didn't tell everyone that you've been known to sing Air Supply at the office from time to time... Oops, I guess I just did.
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