May 26, 2009

I know what I'll be dreaming about tonight..

Thanks Wiz in sending this story to us this morning.

WHAT A ROLL! She might not have been a virgin shooter, but Patricia Demauro set a record four-hour and 18-minute roll at the craps table on just her second time tossing the dice, so that’s good enough for beginners luck.Demauro rolled 154 times before crapping out at the Borgata in Atlantic City, AP reported.Demauro bought in for $100. The Borgata declined to reveal how much she won.The previous record of three hours and six minutes was set in Las Vegas 20 longs year ago, AP said.

Four hours? Are you serious? 154 rolls? Um....I'm speechless. Some questions I posed to Wiz, Eric, and Lee this morning:
  1. How much money must of been left on the table after she crapped out. $250 on the hardways? $1000 on each number?
  2. What would be our reaction when she crapped out? I'm sure that Wiz and I would still have been disappointed.
  3. How big of a tip do you give her?
  4. How much did the dealers make?
  5. Would Eric of been transported to the ER for severe bruises to his hips for doing his blocking calls?
  6. Would we see the first male kiss between Derek and Jay, Lee and Wiz, Eric and Kermit, and Don and Mike between rolls 100-125?
  7. Was anyone at the table yelling at her to bet more money? Apparently she didn't make that much.
  8. Were there guys pissing in cups just to stay at the table for 4 hours.
  9. Would someone commit suicide from our group if they had been playing Texas Holdem during this roll?
  10. How many pit bosses were present at the table?
  11. Should we have Eric run a simulation on this for us to actually see how much money we would of made? This would be simple right?
  12. Would we of found something to complain about during this roll to discuss during dinner?

2 comments:

Schillzilla said...

You know one dummy finally said "OK - I am jumping in" and she crapped out the next roll (causing everyone at the table to bitch).

Then I'm sure the table was arctic nuts cold for the next ten hours as everyone tried to chase that record setting mojo.

Eric Z said...

16 players at the table.

Over/under on how many cashed out immediately after the roll?

I'm setting the line at 12 1/2.