Jul 22, 2012

Back "home"

Well, here we are - back "home" in China after a 5 week visit to the US. It was great to see as many people as I could...thanks to all for your hospitality and time if we were able to see you during our visit. 

The visit this year was both too short and too long. It's tough to be away from your routine and your "home" for 5 weeks. By the end of the 3rd week, I think most of us were ready to head back. It's a little scary to realize that homesickness for the US is less and less each year.

Some random notes from the trip:

- As usual, I overdid it with the food. I think I gained 8-10 pounds on the trip. It puts a whole new perspective on the obesity situation in the US. If you don't cook - which we didn't - you eat out a lot; and if you are poor, then you eat out a lot at fast food joints. Well, with only 3 weeks of mostly fast food in me, I gained the 8-10 pounds. Imagine living a year or two like that.......(I know, I know, you will all tell me to go watch "Super Size Me").....

- But damn, that whole large LaRosa's pizza that I ate while watching the US Open was good.....

- Why did I enthusiastically agree to play from the black tees at Belterra for my first round back?

- Went to 3 Reds games with the boys; got an autograph from Ubaldo Jimenez - and the Reds won all 3 (one, unfortunately, was against the Tribe). In fact, we were 3-for-3 in the LaRosa's promotion; if the Reds have 11 or more strikeouts in a game, everyone gets a small pizza and ice cream cone! All three games were a winner.

- Is there anything more innocently joyous than boys ages 8-12 at a baseball game?

- Warren won the Crooked Tree club championship for 8-9 year olds in a scorecard playoff! he continues the tradition of Zahns winning playoffs......

- When I am the second fastest golfer in a tournament round, that's not good news. I think Craig clocked our group for the 2nd round of the Vineyard classic as being 1:02 behind his group.....

- Ants and ground floor apartments......ah yes, two things that go together.

- Columbus-made Buckeye vodka....wow....Don, how can I get that in China?

- Actually made it to church one Sunday morning. Recognized maybe 10% of the people there.

- What a wonderful week in Kansas City with Derek, Carol and everyone. It was God-awful hot, but we made up for it by visiting the casino twice in the trip. Crapless craps is addictive!
I'll give you two guesses on what my first roll was at the crapless craps table.....of course, a 12.
The next time I rolled, my point was 2.....and Derek put 5x odds on me.....and I hit it. At 6-1 odds, he celebrated by carrying me across the casino.

- Bought a new driver (after going to the swing monitor). I am on my own with it now after leaving all my old "new" drivers at Don's place before we left.

- The pars I made on 7, 8 and 9 at Apple Valley (to win plenty of wagers against Mer) will go down in history. To recap:
7: 240 yard par 3; blow a 3 wood 45 yards left of the green. Par.
8: 420 yard par 4: blow a drive way right; I'm not even on the green in 3. Par.
9: 370 yard par 4: blow a drive into the trees left, chip out; Par.
Steve was with us and he was rolling after each successive miracle.

- The trip ended badly with Freddie having to go to urgent care 2 days before the trip home because he cut open his leg in a bed-jumping incident. He has 11 stitches in his leg now, which will be taken out by the fine doctors here in China.

- One of my last tasks was to run around Northern Kentucky trying to find water balloon pumps similar to the one seen at the Hershey's at their party......I found them in a clearance rask at the Florence Walgreens; They are now in a plastic bin awaiting to be shipped to Guangzhou by another P&G family that is coming this fall.......

- And on my last stop at Barnes and Noble, I saw that the 2012 NFL Record/Fact book was released. That's good bathroom reading for the next 2 months.

Jet lag and Prime Time Golf

Let's just say the two don't match.

I was all excited for the British Open, since it would be the 2nd major in a row that I could watch golf in prime time. The leaders would tee off around 9:30pm Sunday night, and I can watch as much as I want...if it's boring, I would go to bed; if it is exciting, the adrenalin would keep me up.....

But I forgot to take into account the jet lag factor.

We landed back here in China Wed night (more on that later); and the first day (Thursday) was not so bad. Friday was rough; Saturday was a little better. However, Janice nor I are sleeping through the night yet, and the whole house is all tired out around 8 am. (I was awoken by Martin at 6 am Friday as he said "Daddy -the sun is shining! It's time to be awake!" after being up from 1-4 am).

Anyway, so I started the slingbox at 8 pm (8 am Eastern) and watched the early coverage. The boys were all ready for bed, and Martin fell asleep watching Bugs Bunny at 8:10. Perfect! The boys were in bed at 8:30, and Janice was done for the night. But then exhaustion started to creep in for me......

So I decided to bring the pillows out to the couch and set up shop; I turned out all the lights and started watching. I think, around 8:45, I remember thinking "well, now would a perfect time for a quick nap....."

......

I did awake around 10:30 or so, with the leaders on the 4th hole. I checked my phone, Scott still leading, tiger at -6.....and then the TV showed Tiger at -3. What?

But I was still too drowsy....I'll just shut my eyes and listen.....

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Next thing I know, it's 2:30 am. Oh crap, I slept through it all. I felt refreshed, I checked my phone - WHAT THE HELL????

So then I spent the next hour watching highlights on the web. An epic collapse and I missed it.

By the way - on one more golf note - did you see the list of characters that entered into the PGA Tour event this week? This is the event that is opposite the British and usually has the worst field of the year.

The players scattered at the bottom of the board is like a who's-who of one-tournament winners from the 80s and 90s. Here were some of the actual entrants this week:

Mark Carnevale
Morris Hatalsky
Jim McGovern
Fulton Allem
Jim Gallagher Jr.
Blaine McAllister
John Inman
Robin Freeman
Ted Tryba

Wow. Those are some names from the vault. I wonder what Jim Benepe and Mike Nicolette are doing these days?